It’s been an interesting
month really, which amongst many other things included a visit to
Here continues my retro look
at Classic Children’s Television and just where do I start this month? Well,
why not start at the very beginning? Don’t worry, this isn’t a cue for a Julie
Andrews ‘Sound of Music’ number, that comes later (Only kidding!).
Saturday morning
viewing. This was divided into two. You
were either a ‘Tiswas’ fan or a ‘Swap Shop’ fan. Now let me think what was more
enjoyable? Listening to some kid wanting to swap their latest baggy jumper
knitted by their Gran for an Atari Games console or seeing another kid being
chased around a television studio by the Phantom Flan Flinger and then possibly
attacked by Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog. It was a tough personal choice.
‘Tiswas’ also starred a young presenter who you may nowadays see on television
quite a lot. If you can’t remember his name then don’t worry, you can go 50/50,
phone a friend or ask the audience. It was Chris Tarrant, a fellow Birmingham
DJ who seems to have done rather well. Chris, any chance of a loan? Sally James
also featured, as did Lenny Henry, in various roles including a rather
ridiculous David Bellamy, which in fact was so bad it was good. Tiswas’
popularity continued to grow, up until the point when TV authorities started
setting rules for the show and Tarrant, Henry and eventually James left. The
show ran for 8 years. ‘Swap Shop’ or ‘The Multi-Coloured Swap Shop’ to give it
its former proper title survived for a mere 5. But to give it its due, it
launched the TV careers of some great talent, Noel Edmonds and Keith Chegwin.
The BBC sometimes has a lot to answer for.
This Saturday morning
time-slot however continued to evolve and who would have thought that a stupid hand
puppet could transcend the barriers of television and reach super stardom? In
1985, he appeared alongside some bloke called Phillip Schofield in a broom
cupboard presenting childrens programmes for the BBC. Then in 1987, together
with his sidekick Mr Schofield, joined ‘Going Live’. Who else, but of course
Gordon the Gopher. ‘Going live’ was also presented by Sarah Green and gave
Programme Directors the motivation to seek technological advances. This meant
learning, the hard way, not to take callers live to air without a delay system
in place, in case anybody said anything rude. You may recall the studio
interview on ‘Going Live’ with Five Star when one particular caller rang to
tell them just what he thought of them, in no uncertain terms, whoops! But, nevertheless,
Gordon the Gopher’s career continued to grow, despite being replaced in the
broom cupboard by a duck called Ed. In 1990, you could even buy your very own
Gopher, complete with squeak for a mere £15. Did you buy one? But what happened
to the real one? Sadly, during research for this article, I uncovered the fact
that a badly decomposed body was found some years ago in a BBC locker and
identified as Gordon. May he rest in peace and not rudely interrupt anybody’s
conversation again with his annoying squeak. Now let’s move on…
Every Saturday afternoon,
after the sport (good ole’ Dickie Davis), I can clearly remember waiting in awe
in front of the television to check out the latest adventures of Gobo, Wembley,
Mokey, Boober and Red, down at ‘Fraggle Rock’. The series was created by Muppet
Show legend Jim Henson and ran for over 85 episodes from ’83-’87. Every week
Gobo would receive a postcard from his Uncle Matt who was busy exploring the
real world, (I’m sure he visited
Does Dai-X mean anything to
you? As you rack your minds to work out exactly what I’m talking about, here’s
another clue, part of the show’s theme tune…
Send a message out across the sky
Alien raiders just past Gemini
Who will come and save us now?
Who can defend us from the power?
Okay, no idea? Well then let
me put you out of your misery. ‘Star Fleet’.
Saturdays as a kid were great. This was around the same time as
‘Terrahawks’, the show with the evil Zelda and lots of nasty noughts and
crosses styled baddies, but I thought this was much better. Dai-X was in fact a
big red robot, but was made up of lots of smaller spaceships which all fitted
together; giving humanity its last hope against the alien invaders, it was very
cool. The show ran for only 24 episodes and was shown on
Bagpuss, dear Bagpuss
Old fat furry cat-puss
Wake up and look at this thing that I bring
Wake up, be bright
Be golden and light
Bagpuss, Oh hear what I sing
And Bagpuss was wide-awake and when Bagpuss wakes up all his friends wake up too…
Did you know that Bagpuss was
originally meant to be ginger? However there was a slight confusion with the
fabric that was bought to make him. Remember Emily? Time after time she used to
confuse the magical cat and his friends by bringing them lots of broken things.
A bottle with bits of broken wood in it. Oh what a fantastic gift. Eventually,
after much confusion they realise that it’s a ship in a bottle and set about
fixing it. I’d watch out for those mice on the Marvellous Mechanical Mouse
organ though if I was you. Six mice in
fact featured in the TV series. Charlie Mouse, who wore a grey checked suit,
and appeared to be their leader. Eddie Mouse, who wore a blue suit with a green
jacket. Janie Mouse, who wore a pink dress with a red waistcoat. Jennie Mouse,
who wore a blue dress. Lizzie Mouse, who wore a blue flowery dress with a blue
waistcoat and finally Willie Mouse, who wore a flowery top and red trousers.
This final bit of information you’ll be glad to hear I didn’t know off the top
of my head, before you start getting worried as to whether I do have a life or
not outside of BFBS. According to thebubbleburst.co.uk something I didn’t realise was that
Bagpuss and all of the other toys still live in the shop with the show’s
creator, Peter Firmin and that Emily, now a bit older of course, makes
Paper-Mache animals and sells them in a shop in
Okay enough about Saturday
television, before I start boring you. What about a few classics?
You may find this hard to
believe, but Sea-man
It sounds more like a horror
story really than a kids television programme. A person who could change their
head at the drop of a hat (if you pardon the pun) and a man, always dressed in
black, who had the power to end or bring something to life, just like
that. Okay, maybe I’m taking a liberty
when calling Worzel Gummidge a person, when in fact he was merely a scarecrow
brought to life by the Crowman, but nevertheless, I can see why some may have
chosen not to watch. Jon Pertwee played the part of Worzel, brought to life to
scare all the pesky birds away from Ten Acre Field, all except for a little
robin that is, that lived in Worzel’s stomach. I don’t know how many heads he
had in total. He had a different one depending on what mood he was in, he wore
whichever to suit and kept the rest in an old barrel, nice and safe. Perfect
storage. Removal companies take note. The scarecrow’s love interest was Aunt
Sally, played by Una Stubbs, a very prim and proper fairground mannequin who
thought that the likes of her were much too grand for the likes of a mere man
made of straw. How shallow can women be sometimes? She broke ole’ Worzel’s
heart, she did. Well she would’ve done if he’d had one in the first place.
‘Chorlton and the Wheelies’
ran on
That’s it for this month I’m afraid, however, next month I’ll be, as
previously promised, taking a look at the legend that is ‘Gerry Anderson’ and
some of his creations, which to this day remain timeless. For more classic
links to sites featuring all of this months TV shows, simply check out www.neilcarter.net/classics.htm
and I’ll catch you from 6-9am for weekday breakfast on BFBS Radio 1.